Saturday, May 16, 2009

A Priest, a Preacher, a Rabbi, and a Bear.

Here's an oldy but goody. Put your drink down before reading this one. ;-)

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi were talking one day when someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. So they decided they would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.

Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience. Father Flannery, his arm in a sling and on crutches, goes first. 'Well,' he says, 'I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.'

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts and he says, ' Well BROTHERS, I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus.'

They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him. The rabbi looks up and says, 'Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start.'



    Reminds me of the rabbi, catholic priest and a new preacher in town.
    The rabbi and the priest decided to be neighborly and take the new boy in town fishing...

    Well, they take a small boat out on the lake, and the priest remembers that he forgot the thermos of coffee. So e gets out of the boat, walks to shore then comes back with the thermos.

    The new preacher is thinking, Lord, this is a very holy man!

    Then the rabbi says that he forgot his tackle box, so he gets out, walks to shore, goes to his car, gets his tackle box and walks back to the boat, gets in and starts fixing his tackle.

    This is way to much for the young preacher, who faints...

    While they are trying to revive the young man, the rabbi asks the priest,

    "Should we tell him where the rocks are?"

  2. LOL! That's a good one TMW! You certainly had me going on that one. :-)

  3. G-r-r-o-w-l......

  4. Jingois-I had always gotten a smile out of it, glad I had an opportunity to share it.

    FJ-Que pasa, por favor?


  5. Just feeling "bearish".